Excited About Nothing

I have been promised ‘nothing’ excited I am jumping up and down like a little child. I opened the box and there was nothing in it, zero, nought! It is boxed, gifted wrapped with beautiful ribbon and a little red bow on the side. My gift of nothing was placed in my hand and I smiled sheepishly. I was threatened that I if don’t behave myself, my gift of nothing will be removed, I cried miserably and begged profusely, for what? For nothing!